Bloodsucking Fiends: A Love Story [Christopher Moore] on *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Jody never asked to become a vampire. The complete series list for – Bloodsucking Fiends Christopher Moore. Series reading order, cover art, synopsis, sequels, reviews, awards, publishing history. Bloodsucking Fiends: A Love Story. Christopher Moore, Author Simon & Schuster $ (0p) ISBN Tweet. More By and About This Author.
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While attempting to adjust to her new nocturnal lifestyle, she finds the help of Tommy Flood, a wannabe writer who recently moved to the city and works as a night stocking manager and champion ” turkey bowler ” at a local Safeway. Let me put it this way: It’s still ridiculous fictional literature, but I enjoyed the characters in Lamb more.
Bloodsufking me I’d say a joke hit home about 1 out of every 3 times. He is 19 and almost a virgin. Thomas’s fortunes seem to be on the rise when he lands a job on the graveyard shift of the local Safeway. Rape is never funny, no matter how goofy and innocent you try to make the main character’s line of thought on the matter.
By the point in the book where he considered having sex with his vampire girlfriend while she was asleep, knowing she wouldn’t wake up because vampire, was the end of any chance for me to like that bag of neurotic dicks.
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Can you see me laughing Murders happen around them throughout their journey. Christopher Moore is an American writer of absurdist fiction. In terms of the story itself, the whole book hinges on the romance between Tommy and Jody.
She would have eaten a half gallon of ice cream and stayed up all night thinking about what she was going to do with her life. One has to wonder if Moore had any idea what women bloodzucking like.
More books from this author: There are a lot of places in the book where the author revels in his own cleverness, and I, as an irritating youngster, would have delighted so much in recognizing them that I might have overlooked entirely that there’s basically a giant neon sign hanging over several parts of the book proclaiming Look At How Clever I Am!
I’ve either got to start throwing out L’eggs eggs or get a tan on my legs and quit wearing nylons. His father must have never explained to him that if something is too good to be true it probably is.
And there, beside the Taco Bell, he kicked me in the nuts again. See full terms and conditions and this month’s choices.
There is nothing wrong, a prioriwith portraying a woman who serially enters dysfunctional relationships. Moore writes with quirky ease, managing to seamlessly integrate the sport of frozen turkey bowling into a modern vampire tale featuring an actual, non-sparkly, quite threatening vampire lurking in the background of this modern tale of American romance, unlooked-for vampirism, and over-worked cops.
Even if you don’t like vampire books, you can have fun with this one. His talk resembled a odd sort of stand up comedy routine, and every joke exploded through the room from the uproarious laughter.
May 08, sj rated it liked it Shelves: Still, she is unable to cbristopher her fear of being alone and her need of a man. Jody tells Tommy that the vampire must die and sends him off to hunt the killer.
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Sign up here to receive your FREE alerts. That was probably a good thing, as she was rather unredeemable. But maybe that is just me. If you have the option to read in order, though, I would …more I read the second one first without realizing it. Vampire Lovers and Humor Enthusiasts! How much do I like his writing? It’s an easy read. I actually liked You Suck a bit better, but you can’t go wrong with Moore.
Jody moves in with him, and Tommy becomes her helper and her source of blood. Which, oddly enough, makes me feel old and humorless.
Bloodsucking Fiends is the story of how Jody adapts to life as a vampire, discovering unknown power and self-confidence. Tommy becomes a murder suspect, and the xhristopher threatens to kill him.
Bloodsucking Fiends Summary & Study Guide
This reminded me of the campy vampire movies I loved as a kid: As I started reading, I realized that this was not your average vampire story. Very funny vampire novel. I actully haven’t checked the remaining travel time on the navigation since I started listening. Be the first to discover new talent! This is while she’s being stalked by her super-rich creator and Emperor Norton of San Fransisco mysteriously alive years after his deathwho is apparently a vampire hunter now.
Okay, let’s cut right to the chase here. Let’s say I ran into him later on in the food court. View all 13 comments. Jan 07, Marcie rated it it was ok. A sex-Renfield, if you will.